Here’s a really cool Fakemon I just made called Cucumbat. It’s Grass/Flying obviously and it has the abilities Hydration (because cucumbers are full of water) and Soundproof (because you can’t hear anything behind a wall of cucumbers) as well as the hidden ability Anger Point (because cucumbers make me so fucking angry). Its design is based on a vampire bat and a zucchini.
in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that
how the fuck would you know that
because i know things
i read these to my dad and he literally fell off his chair laughing and is now purple in the face